My Christmas Present Was A Caning

Patchwork Brown

A woman walks next to a girl on the street. Could well be a mother and daughter. In it, she pulls out a cell phone and asks the girl:
- call your mother?

- Yes! - Answered the girl from applause and laughter.

After a pause:

- Mom? I love you. Chau.

End of call. Somewhere, a mother was the best moment of the day. ------------------

A man and a young woman going down the street. Each has a small puppy with their respective belts. Suddenly, in the opposite direction is another woman with another small dog. This puppy is alone freezes. The man asks,

- Could it be that our dog is afraid?
- It seems so, "replied the other woman, the one with the dog alone.

The young women and men across a laugh track and take their small dogs. The puppy is coming his way alone. ------------------

Two boys waiting their turn at the tail of a supermarket to pay his few purchases:
- Look, you just say "I invite you to eat ". If the skinny agree to the touch, perfect.
- Ya ...
- But if you ask "where do we go ?"... Mmm, I dunno, ah.
- ... ------------------

A man, a woman and a boy about 3 years are walking down the street. When you reach the corner, the man says

- What do children do to get to the corner?
- raise their hands! "Said the child joyfully, and joins the action to the word.

Both adults take the child, each one hand, and caught the three crossing the track. When you reach the other side, the loose and continue to walk all three together. ------------------

In a microphone, a woman finds a seat next to an older man. The man is trying unsuccessfully to clean your glasses with tiny ticket that proves you've paid your fare. The woman realizes, toilet paper out of his pocket and hands it to the Lord. He thanks you, clean your lenses without problem and puts. A women gets her down upon. On rising to leave, Mr. thank you again. She responds with a smile and soon got off the bus. Once down, turns to look at the bus and a window lets you see that Mr. goodbye to her with a cheerful wave of his hand. She returned the gesture in the same way.